Alien
Ridley Scott
1979
A crew of intelligent astronauts who have no idea how to properly contain an extraterrestrial life form encounter a creature that somehow manages to defeat them at every turn, despite being locked in a spaceship. Such a realistic portrayal of space travel and biology!
Guess the perspective of the following positive and negative comments provided by AI.
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+ "Alien" is a dope-ass movie that'll make you feel like you're blasting off to space with a bunch of badass space truckers and a terrifying monster that'll make you want to piss your pants.
- Ugh, like, what even was that movie, man? So slow and boring, I almost fell asleep, and the alien didn't even show up until, like, an hour in.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
More corporate greed
Value product over life
Expendable crew
Protocols ignored
Android not evil, controlled
Consciousness questioned
Evolve parasite
Suck face then birth my children
Burst free from belly
One alien too much
And sabotage of crew
Thank God cat survives
Gritty mining crew
Carry on wayward alien
What’s human life worth
A mother’s journey
C section alien monster
Then die from result
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
Playing suck-face has never been so fun.
The Mystic
Earth is the spaceship and we are the parasite.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest horror movie in space ever!
The Dualist
Good movie, great respect for a single threat.
The Trickster
Play a little suck-face and before you know it you’re preggers with a monster.
The Skeptic
I would say why let a foreign species on the ship but that’s explained. Touche!
The Rationalist
The fear of acid burning through the hull was appreciated.
The Empath
Long Live the Cat!
The Overthinker
Allegory of rape, childbirth, motherhood, and the death inflicted by naughty children.
Estimated Budget - $11,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $106,300,000
The RATIO: 9.66
My
Rating:
7
And the perspective above was…
Juvenile Delinquent
