Alien vs. Predator
Paul W.S. Anderson
2004
Two iconic species engage in an intellectual debate about the meaning of life and existence, while sipping tea and discussing literature.
Guess the perspective of the following positive and negative comments provided by AI.
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+ As an avid fan of ancient civilizations, the way that Alien vs. Predator intertwined Mayan mythology with extraterrestrial life was an absolute masterpiece.
- The visual effects and production design were impressive, but the plot was a disappointing blend of cliches and predictable action sequences.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
Take with grain of salt
It is better than nothing?
Human in middle
Explain history
Human host for final prey
Where are engineers?
Demean the power
Multiplicity divide
Need Predator lore
Ritual sacrifice
Predators fostered people
Bite the hand that feeds
To earn true respect
No flinch, do what must be done
Giving gift of gun
Found the proving ground
An underground pyramid
Strive to bitter end
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
Can only go up from here! Right?
The Mystic
Shoot for the stars and you’ll find dead people. We are all stars. We are all dead people. and the future.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest cryogenically frozen face smash ever!
The Dualist
Bad movie, some funny-horrible-campy parts but mostly just too much.
The Trickster
Jason: Escape from Earth Prime.
The Skeptic
How do they now know what a bike is? How? Do two tire vehicles go extinct?
The Rationalist
Bizarre smashup of genres. It can be done correctly, but this ain’t it.
The Empath
The new look was badass tho.
The Overthinker
A complicated cocktail of terrifying implications and horrifying optimism.
Estimated Budget - $60,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $177,400,000
The RATIO: 2.96
My
Rating:
5
And the perspective above was…
Observant Tourist
