Friday the 13th
Sean Cunningham
1980
A group of young, attractive camp counselors arrive at a secluded summer camp only to be picked off one by one by a mysterious killer, in a plot that is both original and unpredictable (not).
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+ This movie provides an excellent case study of human survival instinct and the fascinating intricacies of the human brain when it is under intense fear and stress.
- The only thing more predictable than the film's plot is the biochemical reaction that occurs when mixing vinegar and baking soda.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
No hockey mask here
No son just mother dearest
Die the teenagers
Youthful folly fuck
No one watching the swimmers
A deadly mistake
Get them mommy now
Ki Ki Ki Ma Ma Ma now
Do not let them leave
Alice crawling
Wonderland painted scarlet
Lake not near restful
The last woman lives
Decapitating mother
Things we do for love
The start of the end
Slasher redefined peering
Process not product
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
From death in Halloween because sex distracts to explicitly murdered for being horny, times they are a-changing.
The Mystic
Raise awareness and you raise your wellbeing.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest retroactive twist for those unaware ever!
The Dualist
Good movie, what a winding road to end at the comedic over-the-top hockey mask man.
The Trickster
Strip Monopoly always ends in arguments and someone getting stabbed.
The Skeptic
Was it normal for a well-to-do teenage girl to hitchhike to her summer job? That feels super dangerous.
The Rationalist
Seems like Mrs. Voorhees would go through some sort of crisis counseling and be on a watchlist for obsession with teen sex romps. Different times, I guess?
The Empath
Older ladies always seem so nice.
The Overthinker
The threat of STD’s runs rampant in promiscuous summer camps and coke-fueled eighties lifestyle.
Estimated Budget - $550,000
Estimated Box Office: $39,800,000
The RATIO: 72.36
My
Rating:
5
And the perspective above was…
Mad Scientist
