Friday the 13th
Marcus Nispel
2009
In this riveting and innovative film, a group of young and attractive people go to the woods and meet their untimely demise at the hands of a machete-wielding maniac, in a plot that has never been seen before.
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+ The seductive and tantalizing murders in this film are sure to keep any man on the edge of his seat.
- While the male characters were enjoyable to watch, the female characters were sadly underdeveloped and failed to be anything more than just disposable bodies for Jason's machete.
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A movie mash-up
Mother, Jason, camp family
Leave farmer alone
A backwoods hunter
No more lumbering, we sprint
Better to leave be
Praise the pre-credits
The survivalist Jason
Three groupings of friends
It’s a trap they scream
Machete-man Jason rolls
The time of his life
Final girl switch-up
Bring on a Jason baby
Need Friday Junior
Man in the open
Keep in pants, have some decency
Get a room weirdo
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
A good reboot that veers occasionally away from the classics that it is replicating.
The Mystic
Maybe don’t go wandering in the backwoods.
The Hyperbolist
Best running Jason ever!
The Dualist
Good movie, plays up the fan service but I don’t mind. Delivers where it matters, for the most part.
The Trickster
The Friday so heinous it caused the franchise to go into a deep slumber of at least fourteen years.
The Skeptic
Why did that guy invite a bunch of people to his parent’s vacation home if he’s so worried about it? Is he even friends with these people?
The Rationalist
Why did that girl fall so in love with a stranger and invite him everywhere even though he clearly isn’t welcomed?
The Empath
This isn’t your grandmother’s smore! This smore is a highly durable sleeping bag with a roasted woman inside!
The Overthinker
A truly philosophical take on the Schrodinger’s cat equation, asking the question… are teenagers who visit Camp Crystal Lake alive, dead, or alive and dead at the same time until you watch this movie.
Estimated Budget - $19,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $91,500,000
The RATIO: 4.82
My
Rating:
5
And the perspective above was…
A Femme Fatale
