Friday the 13th:

A New Beginning

Danny Steinmann

1985

The classic tale of teenagers going to a remote cabin and getting brutally murdered by a mysterious killer takes an unexpected twist when the killer turns out to be a completely different person than in the previous four movies, making for a refreshing and innovative storyline that will leave you on the edge of your seat...or not.

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+ I know this isn't what we wanted, but hey, it's still another Friday the 13th movie!

- I found "Friday the 13th Part V" to be a letdown, with a lack of creativity and a weak attempt at reviving a tired formula.

Now some haikus and midjourney art…

No Jason is here

Halloween three wannabe

Imposter syndrome

Want chocolate bar

Axe to the head no struggle

A father’s revenge

Driven to the edge

Misplaced rage take out wrong ones

Go blame the phantom

Prepared for the end

Time does not heal all the wounds

Trauma revisit

Hillbilly neighbor

Silly inbred family

No escape no one

Reggie the Reckless

Orphan from the disgruntled

Plot lacks common sense

Nine Points of View

The Optimist

Great idea, you really are stumbling on the heels of Halloween. The third this time.

The Mystic

Your past follows you, especially if you stay near where it happened.

The Hyperbolist

Greatest over the top acting of a hillbilly family ever!

The Dualist

Ok movie, just a lot of confusing decisions.

The Trickster

Friday the 13th Part 6: Halloween III: Season of the Poor Title Conventions, the movie.

The Skeptic

When did hillbillies move to Crystal Lake and what is their backstory? That actually seems interesting… they’re probably related to Jason.

The Rationalist

Why is this man raging against random people when the crazy who actually killed his son is just chilling in jail?

The Empath

I want a chocolate bar. I would’ve taken a chocolate bar.

The Overthinker

More eighties criticism of “bleeding heart liberal”, in this instance depicting a poorly managed mental health cabin community that has a random violent offender in it for no apparent purpose other than to trigger the plot.

Estimated Budget - $2,200,000

Estimated Box Office: $22,000,000

The RATIO: 10.00

My

Rating:

4

And the perspective above was…

Disappointed Fan

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