Friday the 13th:
Jason Takes Manhattan
Rob Hedden
1989
Jason takes a leisurely stroll through New York City and engages in intellectual discussions with the locals, while completely ignoring his murderous tendencies and the entire reason why people watch these films in the first place.
Guess the perspective of the following positive and negative comments provided by AI.
Answer at bottom!
+ Finally, Jason got to experience the beauty of the big city and realize the error of his ways - it's so heartwarming to see even serial killers expand their horizons and appreciate new environments.
- This movie is a complete insult to Manhattan's natural beauty and the aquatic life in its rivers.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
Misleading title
So little urban stalking
Jason on a boat
Blackmail the father
Kick jukebox come at me bro
Videotape this
Angry Jason go
You cannot do anything
See behind my mask
Sad boiling down of
Oh hurt people hurt people
Tragedy follows
Goofball to the max
Ready to travel the world
Anchors away Ho!
Dude is lighting rod
Born to live, murder but life
Boy can take a punch
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
How many times can he come back to life? Where is he going next?
The Mystic
The well may run dry, seek water elsewhere.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest juxtaposition of supernatural and urban horror?
The Dualist
Bad movie, don’t these first eight back to back.
The Trickster
Jason on a boat! Jason in a city! Isn’t that swell!?!
The Skeptic
How many times can you punch a demon before running away?
The Rationalist
They were so close and couldn’t hear New York City around them? They are by the Statue of Liberty… in a bay…
The Empath
The doggie lives!
The Overthinker
The ever spreading horror of movies and how the power of fright diminishes over time, slowly becoming cringe camp horror.
Estimated Budget - $5,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $14,300,000
The RATIO: 2.86
My
Rating:
3
And the perspective above was…
Nature Lover
