Halloween 4:

The Return of Michael Myers

Dwight Little

1988

Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield to hunt down his niece, because clearly killing his sister wasn't satisfying enough, and it's up to Dr. Loomis to be the worst psychiatrist ever and hunt down his former patient once again, because that worked out so well the first three times.

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+ There is no meaning to life, but watching "Halloween 4" makes me question whether there is anything more to existence.

- Life is meaningless, and so is this movie.

Now some haikus and midjourney art…

Return of the son

Ten years of thumb exercise

Strap loose hand in head

Niece is the target

Pass along the destruction

Infect genetic

Celebrate risen

The evil and its doctor

No no no no no

Poor poor parenting

Watch the kids not a party

Halloween presence

Stolen mask is bad

Another bystander down

Smart mob walks away

Police force arrives

Most logical NPCs

Answer door no pants

Nine Points of View

The Optimist

Fantastic return to form with a surprisingly good story.

The Mystic

The jester traditionally reflects the unspoken side of humanity, out in the open, relishing in the dark truth of the age.

The Hyperbolist

Greatest local townies ever!

The Dualist

Good movie, last girl duo and a firing squad, with a twist.

The Trickster

What is it with the introduction of, and focus on, children in the fourth part of movie franchises… Halloween, Friday the 13th, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace…

The Skeptic

How do they now know what a bike is? How? Do two tire vehicles go extinct?

The Rationalist

Holy shit… semi-smart townies that know when to call it a day… albeit after killing the local drunk but hey! That’s progress!

The Empath

The last girl duo gives me strong Adventures in Babysitting vibes and I’m not mad about it.

The Overthinker

The Returns of the Prodigal Sons, Daughters, and Nieces.

Estimated Budget - $5,000,000

Estimated Box Office: $17,800,000

The RATIO: 3.56

My

Rating:

6

And the perspective above was…

Nihilist

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