Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
Dominique Othenin-Girard
1989
The seemingly indestructible masked killer, is back for yet another round of slashing and stabbing, because clearly he hasn't had enough of it in the previous four films. With the brilliant decision-making skills of the teenage protagonist and her psychic link with a mute and mysterious kid, they set out on a quest to stop Michael Myers once and for all, armed with their wits, plot armor, and a complete disregard for basic survival instincts. Get ready for another thrilling installment of "How to Avoid Common Sense in Horror Movies!"
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+ Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and witness the masterpiece that is Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers! This movie had me on the edge of my seat - and that's saying something for a clown who's used to sitting on a unicycle! The plot was as twisty as a balloon animal, and the characters were as colorful as my clown wig. The suspense was palpable, and the scares were as thrilling as a circus act. Overall, I would give Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers two thumbs up - if I had thumbs, that is!
- Well, well, well, Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers - what a frightfully disappointing film! The plot was as predictable as a pie in the face, and the characters were as shallow as a kiddie pool. The only thing remotely scary about this movie was the fact that it was made in the first place. I would have had a better time juggling rotten tomatoes than watching this circus of a film.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
Hibernate a year
Rise on Halloween to kill
Need to find my kin
Michael Myers sleeps
Groundhog day my Halloween
Should cancel next year?
Jamie second sight
Loomis lost luster white knight
Tell me, must find him
Stepsister best friend
Now most important person
Not enought to live
Pass out exhaustion
Good and evil muddled up
Single shade of grey
Lose track of progress
Slipped away in explosion
Hobo float downstream
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
I need to watch every Donald Pleasence movie. That man is a treasure.
The Mystic
Memories are ethereal, floating freely, changing with the wind. Twist and contort.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest bumbling cop sound effects ever!
The Dualist
OK movie, janky-ass-mask.
The Trickster
Donald Pleasence chews the scenery, he chews it all up!
The Skeptic
Where did Loomis pop up from and why is he so confident in his medical knowledge?
The Rationalist
This movie needed a Fight Club twist. It was actually Jamie the whole time! Would have still made more sense than what we got.
The Empath
Leave the dog alone. Every fucking time in this series.
The Overthinker
Someone took too many drugs while binge-watching John Carpenter. Halloween: The Eyes of Jamie Myers.
Estimated Budget - $5,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $11,600,000
The RATIO: 2.32
My
Rating:
4
And the perspective above was…
Clown