Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

Joe Chappelle

1995

The masked murderer who just won't quit, returns for another riveting chapter in the "Why Won't This Guy Die?" saga. With a convoluted plot involving a cult, a creepy old man, and a bunch of underdeveloped characters who are clearly masters of self-preservation, this film will keep you on the edge of your seat wondering, "What just happened?" Witness Michael Myers' eternal pursuit of the Strode family, and marvel at the ingenious decision-making of characters who continue to make the same mistakes over and over again. It's a Halloween treat for those who enjoy their horror movies with a side of head-scratching confusion!

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+ Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers was a truly emotional journey. The way the film explored the psychological trauma of both Michael Myers and his victims was nothing short of breathtaking. The addition of the cult subplot added a depth to the story that I didn't know I needed. The acting was superb, and the score was hauntingly beautiful. Overall, I found Halloween 6 to be a powerful exploration of the human psyche and a worthy addition to the Halloween franchise.

- Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers left me feeling disappointed and emotionally drained. The film's attempt to explore the psychology of Michael Myers fell short and felt more like a cheap gimmick than a genuine attempt to deepen the character. The addition of the cult subplot was confusing and ultimately detracted from the horror elements that made the original Halloween so great. The acting was lackluster and the score felt uninspired. Overall, I found Halloween 6 to be a forgettable and lackluster addition to the franchise.

Now some haikus and midjourney art…

Pounding against door

Slow gait approach menacingly

Manic hurry run

Silly celtic cult

Ancient evil sacrifice

Playing with flaming

Mask finally fixed

Improvements that walk backwards

Realistic people

Horrible father

Electric head explosion

An October storm

How does Michael keep

Keep clothes clean washing machine

Latex skin and suit

Halloween three six

Off the rails again loose train

Beware the cultists

Nine Points of View

The Optimist

If you are looking for a silly and confusing amusement park ride then go to an amusement park.

The Mystic

There isn’t enough time to heal all wounds.

The Hyperbolist

Greatest attempt by a child actor to reprise a role that was all thrown away for money reasons ever!

The Dualist

Bad movie, sometimes a square peg won’t fit in a circle hole no matter how much grease and butter you use.

The Trickster

Halloween: The Eternal Ladder. Watch us climb out of the bottomless pit left behind from Halloween 5.

The Skeptic

Give me a minute… were they alluding to aliens at the end? Was the green goo injected into Michael related to aliens? Or maybe a really rough Prince of Darkness reference?

The Rationalist

A rushed movie can be mediocre, but a dragged-out production with rewrites, cast changes, legal battles, and more can be very bad.

The Empath

Maybe I fell asleep, but I don’t remember any pet violence so… touche.

The Overthinker

There’s no overthinking this one. Its the messy attempt that it appears to be. Some very well done kills though.

Estimated Budget - $5,000,000

Estimated Box Office: $15,100,000

The RATIO: 3.02

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Rating:

3

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