Halloween: Resurrection
Rick Rosenthal
2002
The genius idea of a reality TV show crew broadcasting live from the abandoned childhood home of notorious serial killer Michael Myers, because nothing says 'good decision-making' like intentionally provoking a psychopath. As a group of clueless and camera-hungry teenagers roam around the dark, creepy house with their cameras, what could possibly go wrong? Get ready for a gripping tale of cliched jump scares, cringe-worthy dialogue, and characters making brilliant choices like splitting up and checking out strange noises alone in the dark. It's a slasher flick masterpiece for those who love to scream at the screen, "Why are you going up the stairs?!"
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+ Halloween Resurrection is a true triumph in the horror genre. The film's innovative use of reality TV as a backdrop to the story is a brilliant commentary on our society's obsession with fame and spectacle. The acting is superb, with standout performances from Jamie Lee Curtis and Busta Rhymes. The suspense is palpable, and the scares are as thrilling as a good ghost story. Overall, Halloween Resurrection is a powerful reminder of the power of storytelling and a worthy addition to the iconic Halloween franchise.
- Halloween Resurrection is a disappointing and forgettable addition to the Halloween franchise. The film's attempt to incorporate a reality TV angle felt forced and gimmicky, and the characters were poorly developed and lacked depth. The acting was lackluster, and the scares were predictable and uninspired. Overall, I found Halloween Resurrection to be a missed opportunity to delve deeper into the mythology of the Halloween franchise and create something truly innovative and compelling.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
Kill what never dies
Stage props cover tunnel home
Rat snack and mattress
Beginning is end
Reality show blair witch
Action finale
Spec script rewritten
Cram it all in, push and shove
I’m not mad bout it
Kung fu Busta boy
Slap and tickle one liner
Trick or Treat trash fire
Lost misplaced payoff
One hander glass breaker scream
Wannabe screen queen
A seasoned franchise
A veteran director
Going off the rails
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
The point of a movie franchise where you go skyrocketing past the “bad” phase into so ridiculous how can you not love it.
The Mystic
There isn’t enough time to heal all wounds.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest disrespect shown to the ending of the prior movie in a franchise ever!
The Dualist
Ok movie, oh the Busta of it all!
The Trickster
The Real World: Haddonfield! Party til you pass out and drink til you’re dead. Busta Rhyme all night til you can’t feel your legs.
The Skeptic
Why is Michael Myers not being Michael Myers? Like he really just lets Busta talk to him and smack him around like that?
The Rationalist
Seriously what is Michael Myer’s workout routine? Did he read “Solitary Fitness” by Charles Bronson?
The Empath
The rats… guess no one made little Michael Myers clean his plate growing up.
The Overthinker
A dark and foreboding visage of the future of reality television.
Estimated Budget - $13,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $37,700,000
The RATIO: 2.90
My
Rating:
4
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