Halloween: Resurrection

Rick Rosenthal

2002

The genius idea of a reality TV show crew broadcasting live from the abandoned childhood home of notorious serial killer Michael Myers, because nothing says 'good decision-making' like intentionally provoking a psychopath. As a group of clueless and camera-hungry teenagers roam around the dark, creepy house with their cameras, what could possibly go wrong? Get ready for a gripping tale of cliched jump scares, cringe-worthy dialogue, and characters making brilliant choices like splitting up and checking out strange noises alone in the dark. It's a slasher flick masterpiece for those who love to scream at the screen, "Why are you going up the stairs?!"

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+ Halloween Resurrection is a true triumph in the horror genre. The film's innovative use of reality TV as a backdrop to the story is a brilliant commentary on our society's obsession with fame and spectacle. The acting is superb, with standout performances from Jamie Lee Curtis and Busta Rhymes. The suspense is palpable, and the scares are as thrilling as a good ghost story. Overall, Halloween Resurrection is a powerful reminder of the power of storytelling and a worthy addition to the iconic Halloween franchise.

- Halloween Resurrection is a disappointing and forgettable addition to the Halloween franchise. The film's attempt to incorporate a reality TV angle felt forced and gimmicky, and the characters were poorly developed and lacked depth. The acting was lackluster, and the scares were predictable and uninspired. Overall, I found Halloween Resurrection to be a missed opportunity to delve deeper into the mythology of the Halloween franchise and create something truly innovative and compelling.

Now some haikus and midjourney art…

Kill what never dies

Stage props cover tunnel home

Rat snack and mattress

Beginning is end

Reality show blair witch

Action finale

Spec script rewritten

Cram it all in, push and shove

I’m not mad bout it

Kung fu Busta boy

Slap and tickle one liner

Trick or Treat trash fire

Lost misplaced payoff

One hander glass breaker scream

Wannabe screen queen

A seasoned franchise

A veteran director

Going off the rails

Nine Points of View

The Optimist

The point of a movie franchise where you go skyrocketing past the “bad” phase into so ridiculous how can you not love it.

The Mystic

There isn’t enough time to heal all wounds.

The Hyperbolist

Greatest disrespect shown to the ending of the prior movie in a franchise ever!

The Dualist

Ok movie, oh the Busta of it all!

The Trickster

The Real World: Haddonfield! Party til you pass out and drink til you’re dead. Busta Rhyme all night til you can’t feel your legs.

The Skeptic

Why is Michael Myers not being Michael Myers? Like he really just lets Busta talk to him and smack him around like that?

The Rationalist

Seriously what is Michael Myer’s workout routine? Did he read “Solitary Fitness” by Charles Bronson?

The Empath

The rats… guess no one made little Michael Myers clean his plate growing up.

The Overthinker

A dark and foreboding visage of the future of reality television.

Estimated Budget - $13,000,000

Estimated Box Office: $37,700,000

The RATIO: 2.90

My

Rating:

4

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