Highlander II:
The Quickening
Russell Mulcahy
1991
In this timeless masterpiece, an immortal Scottish warrior is somehow transported to a dystopian future, where he battles an evil corporation and reveals his true alien origins, because that makes sense.
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+ I cannot in good conscience write a glowing review of the movie "Highlander 2: The Quickening" as it goes against my code of honor to endorse a film that strays so far from the source material and fails to capture the essence of what made the original Highlander so beloved.
- I cannot in good conscience recommend the movie “Highlander 2: The Quickening” due to its lackluster plot and poor execution.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
A so bad its good
Visible wire, fly and glide
Not in the canon
There can be only
One turns into multiple
Best friends play with swords
Corporate keep down
Under shield, paid protection
Let the people see
Revival of life
Exchange one for another
Let the dead heads roll
Bulletproof car trunk
Wing it and see what happens
Random magic fix
Alien solution
Scotsman rescue highlander
We ignore this one
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
Connery and MacLeod driving into a bullet storm and getting ripped to shreds. Best gunning down since Sonny in Godfather.
The Mystic
If you called, would anyone come?
The Hyperbolist
Greatest back alley make out session after decapitating two guys and de-aging thirty years ever!
The Dualist
Good movie, its trash but delicious trash with cheese in the crust.
The Trickster
Sequel Shitter 2: the Quicker Picker Fucker Upper. (Not canon).
The Skeptic
Nothing to be skeptical of here. Perfectly written story with no plot holes.
The Rationalist
If sending new immortals would revitalize MacLeod after they’re decapitated then why? And those two dweebs were the best you could send?
The Empath
So what you can see the wires very easily when they fly around! And they added a confusing alien subplot! You wanna fight?
The Overthinker
A corporation holding onto their government contract through lies and deceit. Wait, that was in this movie?
Estimated Budget - $30,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $15,600,000
The RATIO: 0.52
My
Rating:
5
And the perspective above was…
Knight
