Highlander:
The Final Dimension
Andrew Morahan
1994
The world’s greatest swordsman has returned from the dead once again to teach us that immortality is not all it’s cracked up to be, as evidenced by the repeated terrible sequels that keep getting made.
Guess the perspective of the following positive and negative comments provided by AI.
Answer at bottom!
+ I don't know much, but Highlander 3 is like a good wine that gets better with age, with amazing sword fights and action that will leave you feeling like a hero!
- I thought it was about a guy who can only be killed by cutting his head off, but apparently it's also about magic rocks and ancient demons or something - what a letdown.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
Widow MacLeod fights
The quickening continues
Ancient threat revived
Ignore the second
This continues the first
Highlander sword fight
Remind of someone
A get down in Manhattan
Oh right where is John
Rebuild katana
Temper the franchise canon
Find roots in highland
Some crazy driving
Age old immortal toying
Vying for oneship
No longer old man
Contending for the big prize
Is there ever end?
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
Just ignore the last one, we’re human again!
The Mystic
Life moves from moment to moment. Don’t spend your life digging in the gaps, sometimes you just gotta watch people try to cut each other’s heads off.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest chewing of a condom ever!
The Dualist
Good movie, but Kane’s bangs took me out of it.
The Trickster
Highlander 2/3, ignore that other dimension, this is the final one and the only that matters. Hashtag canon.
The Skeptic
Wait, are you allowed to fight in holy places?
The Rationalist
Wait, why are so many immortals okay with giving their power to the enemy? and MacLeod having an adopted son is just… messy.
The Empath
Wait, the girl just looks like someone else? That’s next level empathy.
The Overthinker
Wait, why would either of these immortals be okay with the French Revolution… couldn’t they fight their way out… what happens to that guy’s powers? Are they quickened or lost to the void…
Estimated Budget - $26,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $12,300,000
The RATIO: 0.47
My
Rating:
4
And the perspective above was…
Fool
