Jason X
James Isaac
2002
In a bold and innovative move, Jason Voorhees is brought to the year 2455 for a thrilling and completely nonsensical space adventure that will leave audiences begging for their own cryogenic freezing chamber.
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+ "Jason X" is a tour-de-force of postmodern deconstruction, providing a scathing commentary on the interplay between technology, violence, and our collective psyche.
- Despite its attempt to revamp the franchise, Jason X falls short in delivering a cohesive storyline and lacks the suspense and terror that made the original films memorable.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
To the stars Jason
Ride your legend, prove it out
Use the unborn gift
A helpful robot
Reprogram the matrix in
Shotgun the key parts
In simulation
A dream of what could have been
Smash the sleeping bags
Cryogenic slip
Treasure of the crystal lake
Max genre mashup
Freeze my face smash it
Smash the metal kill pilot
No defense system
Tell me the date now
Day only nor year, don’t care
At least it’s Jason
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
Can only go up from here! Right?
The Mystic
Shoot for the stars and you’ll find dead people. We are all stars. We are all dead people. and the future.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest cryogenically frozen face smash ever!
The Dualist
Bad movie, some funny-horrible-campy parts but mostly just too much.
The Trickster
Jason: Escape from Earth Prime.
The Skeptic
How do they now know what a bike is? How? Do two tire vehicles go extinct?
The Rationalist
Bizarre smashup of genres. It can be done correctly, but this ain’t it.
The Empath
The new look was badass tho.
The Overthinker
A complicated cocktail of terrifying implications and horrifying optimism.
Estimated Budget - $11,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $17,100,000
The RATIO: 1.55
My
Rating:
3
And the perspective above was…
Old Sage
