Malevolent
Olaf de Fleur Johannesson
2018
Siblings with a fake medium scam unsuspecting people, but things turn sour when they encounter real ghosts, oops, did I say ghosts? I meant "malevolent entities", in this completely predictable and utterly unremarkable horror movie.
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+ The film "Malevolent" was a delightfully wicked tribute to my dark and maleficent nature, as the story of fraudulent mediums unwittingly summoning the spirits of the damned was a testament to the boundless potential for suffering and terror that lies within humanity.
- I found this film to be utterly disappointing and not nearly terrifying enough for my liking.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
Fake psychic turns real
Mental health not respected
Know when to fold them
The mother still lives
Stop taking your time dummy
Cut loose and run free
Were they hired for real?
Or just for sowing a mouth
Many questions this
I see the future
Generic movie no shock
Please watch your footing
Creepy walk not run
Ghosts not scary just people
Where are detectives
Cameraman movie
No time for smoochy and hug
An unfunny Ghosts
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
A showcase to the power of belief. Fake it till you make it!
The Mystic
Energy, emitted into the atmosphere, tends to attract similar energies.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest predictable ignorance ever!
The Dualist
Bad movie, a predictable script driven by compounding dumb decisions.
The Trickster
The Opposite of the Shining… The Dull.
The Skeptic
Why didn’t they cut the main girl’s tongue off at the end? Do they have different processes for each person or just decide to leave that bit alone for her.
The Rationalist
Wait, why did the homeowner hire them if the ghosts they need removed are the result of torture? Did they intend to make the ghost crew victims? Why is her son alive? Is it a secret? Where are the police?
The Empath
They need social workers in this fictious universe.
The Overthinker
Lofty mental health approach tripping over its feet into the pile of equally ambitious lemmings.
Estimated Budget - N/A - Netflix
Estimated Box Office: N/A - Netflix
The RATIO: ???
My
Rating:
3
And the perspective above was…
Demonic Entity
