Memoirs of an Invisible Man
John Carpenter
1992
A truly groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece where we follow the captivating journey of a man who becomes invisible and subsequently spends the entire movie hiding from everyone and doing absolutely nothing of interest or importance. It's an absolute thrill to witness the sheer excitement of watching an invisible protagonist accomplish... well, absolutely nothing, in the most unremarkable and forgettable way possible.
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+ "Memoirs of an Invisible Man" provided an extraordinary sitting experience, holding my attention firmly throughout the film, and reminding me of the invisible potential within us all.
- I must express my deep disappointment in "Memoirs of an Invisible Man" for failing to provide any compelling seating material, leaving me feeling utterly unsupported and bored throughout the entire film.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
Chevy Chase the dream
To escape the established
See two caged birds sing
A confused attempt
The sunset of two majors
Studio control
Comedic film noir
Invisible man will kill
No cop out ending
Greed overwhelms life
Vacation house party crash
Expectations dash
Attention seeking
Without the cup to catch it
Money no worry
Pale posterboard
A meaningless existence
Inside hollow core
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
And they stuck the landing! Dude is invisible for life.
The Mystic
Pulled in many directions leaves the mind astray.
The Hyperbolist
Second greatest pantomime of having a gun stuck to your head ever!
The Dualist
OK movie, fails to leave an impression.
The Trickster
How lucky that he had a set of clothes made invisible huh.
The Skeptic
All from a coffee spill? It was that easy?
The Rationalist
Enjoyable attempt at really showing the implications of being invisible, like eating food. Gotta shower in this universe or people would see a layer of dirt and dust walking round.
The Empath
Can you image being invisible? The logistics?
The Overthinker
An image-obsessed icon of the corporate world experiences reversal in fortune by losing the ability to enjoy the spoils of his world, how will he handle this predicament? We’ll never know because the movie is just running from a very well-cast Sam Neill.
Estimated Budget - $40,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $14,400,000
The RATIO: 0.36
My
Rating:
4
And the perspective above was…
Chair
