Rambo: First Blood Part II

George Cosmatos

1985

A nuanced and thought-provoking exploration of the complexities of the human condition, delving into the intricate depths of the human psyche and offering a poignant reflection on the futility of war, said no one ever.

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+ Well shucks, that there Rambo feller sure is one tough cookie, ain't he?

- I reckon that Rambo fella sure is tough, but that movie was just a bunch of shootin' and explosions without much of a story to follow.

Now some haikus and midjourney art…

Back to Nam again

Saving prisoners of war

Going ballistic

Damn bureaucracy

Double faced demon leaders

Poor fight rich man’s war

Shoot guns and scream loud

These colors will never run

No one left behind

I’m coming for you

Unstoppable special force

Stick it to the man

Rambo on patrol

Fly helicopter on own

Fire missile and blow

Love given a chance

Explode in bullet hailstorm

Jade trinket hope dead

Nine Points of View

The Optimist

Ten times more muscly, one hundred times as many deaths as the original, at least!

The Mystic

Authority can suck it.

The Hyperbolist

Greatest fake sleep bazooka shot ever!

The Dualist

Good movie, so much shooting and yelling and shooting and yelling.

The Trickster

Stallone at his Stalloniest. My bologna has a first name, its aaaarggh!

The Skeptic

How did he not get shot? Why did that helicopter pilot at the end not shoot him but instead level the copters very slowly and stare at him?

The Rationalist

You must have the wrong guy. There is no rational here.

The Empath

Rambo had a girlfriend for a minute there. Wait, never mind, just thirty seconds.

The Overthinker

Government wants to check the box and say accomplished, fortunately we have raving maniacs in the world willing to kill a hundred people.

Estimated Budget - $44,000,000

Estimated Box Office: $300,400,000

The RATIO: 6.83

My

Rating:

5

And the perspective above was…

Ignorant Yokel

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