The Fog
John Carpenter
1980
A group of incredibly intelligent and resourceful characters are faced with the terrifying challenge of dealing with... well, fog. Yes, fog. Because nothing says spine-chilling horror like a thick cloud of mist that seems to have an inexplicable grudge against a small coastal town. Prepare to be on the edge of your seat as you witness the gripping battle between the town's residents and... wait for it... fog!
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+ "The Fog" expertly captures the atmospheric phenomenon of fog in all its chilling beauty, creating an immersive and atmospheric experience that keeps you on the edge of your seat until the very end.
- I can confidently say that "The Fog" completely disregards the basic principles of atmospheric science and presents a laughably inaccurate portrayal of fog that leaves me questioning the filmmakers' understanding of weather phenomena.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
Seaside shantyville
Beware the taxman knocketh
A bill has come due
New quick connection
Investigate forsaken
Discover wicked
Great gran dad done wrong
Great golden cross salvation
Not enough this time
Beware the weather
What hides in the rolling fog
Don’t catch your demise
Soft radio sound
Loud hard knock abounding space
Time ever tracker
Lose faith in the light
Bright dash on the rough shod rocks
Gold pilfered from lost
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
A nice follow-up for Carpenter, with a similar near-cosmic horror theme.
The Mystic
Pay your dues.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest creepy drowned ghosts ever!
The Dualist
Good movie, another expert showcase of “setting the scene”.
The Trickster
Crazy how hard it is for other films to nail the dark figures in the fog. This movie nails it.
The Skeptic
Tom Atkins and Jamie Lee Curtis got in the sack a little quick, no?
The Rationalist
You have a thinker in your head. You have a prover in your head. Whatever your opinion is, it will be confirmed by yourself.
The Empath
Lesson learned, leave landbound lepers alone.
The Overthinker
A cutting display of the generational trauma beneath the surface of a seaside colony, revenge by those murdered for its success.
Estimated Budget - $1,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $21,400,000
The RATIO: 21.40
My
Rating:
5
And the perspective above was…
Meteorologist
