Vampires
John Carpenter
1998
A team of vampire hunters led by James Woods has to take down a powerful master vampire while they navigate their way through a completely original and definitely not cliche plotline.
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+ John Carpenter's Vampires sure did set my blood a-pumpin' with its sultry vampire hunters, spooky atmosphere, and devilishly good storyline.
- John Carpenter's Vampires tried its darndest to be scary, but bless its little heart, it just fell flat as a pancake.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
Crossbow stake and drag
Sunlight sunburn them vamps down
Sun god not this time
The Master is here
Gear up leather and crossbow
Damn buggers bite hard
Vampire in the night
Burst flames in the dead of day
Crosses never save
Love on your first bite
Catholic two faced retreat
Best friends hug just once
Leather clad badass
Cool clan hunts the night hunter
Pull the ripcord now
Cheap motel binge stay
Til Master comes, takes away
Say it, vampires suck
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
That girl puts up with a lot from these two goobers. What resilience!
The Mystic
Sometimes the demon you fight the most is the one you created.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest method of vampires waking up! New definition to dirt nap, would love to see them set that up.
The Dualist
Good movie, effortlessly try-hard coolness.
The Trickster
Oh Daniel Baldwin, cleanliness before godliness.
The Skeptic
For a band of vampire slayers, they don’t do a good job being prepared for retaliation.
The Rationalist
There is no better way to kill a vampire than crossbow them with an arrow attached to a truck, then drive that truck in reverse pulling the vampire into sunlight… ?
The Empath
Couldn’t make this movie today, and that’s not all a good thing.
The Overthinker
Two men desperately hiding their love for each other, killing the representation of their primal urges by command of the Catholic Church.
Estimated Budget - $20,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $20,300,000
The RATIO: 1.02
My
Rating:
6
And the perspective above was…
Southern Belle
